January 19, 2012

dead silence in the operating room

dead silence in the OR today 

one of the attendings was waiting on an instrument

everyone is standing around, twiddling thumbs

he says

“anyone know a joke”

i says

“a man walks into a bar with a giraffe

they both get hammered

the giraffe passes out

the man gets up to leave

the bartender says ‘hey man, you can’t leave that lyin’ here!’

the man says ‘it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!’

dead silence in the OR today

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